Beach Living T-Shirts

Beach front property for sale has a lifeboat.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Thank-you God.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."