Beach Living Gifts

Beach front property for sale has a lifeboat.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Thank-you God.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Working Holiday

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Surf Casting

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.