Beach Life Gifts

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Aloha!

"Can't right now - I'm at a board meeting."

Hammock box comes floating towards a desert island - which only has one tree on.

Juggler at Venice Beach.

Desert island hammock.

'Relax-it's probably just a stopover!'

'Why are you watching this Escapist shit?'

Beware of dog (sign on desert island)

The Desert Island Christmas

Indian using a mini bed of nail to reflex suns rays and get a sun tan

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'My love life sucks!...and that's the good news...'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

'I hope none of you are married?'

A man is stuck on a small desert island with only one coconut tree and a box of coconuts washes up on shore.

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

"There's nothing wrong with housing affordability that higher wages wouldn't fix."

Christmas in Australia

Desert Island Hammock

"What can you expect with a gag as old as this?"

"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."

The Dukakis Surge Finally reaches Tahiti

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

Gus never found the perfect wave

If Isaac Newton lived in Hawaii, he would have been... conked by a coconut.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Now you can send it."