Seaside Musings T-Shirts

Young boy talking about shaving

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

Feeling for shells

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Child with doll in the sea

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Rubber Ring

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Champagne and Oysters

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Pearl Fishers

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Making Sandcastles

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.