Seaside Musings Gifts

Young boy talking about shaving

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

Feeling for shells

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Child with doll in the sea

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Shakespeare at the beach ...

Pearl Fishers

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Accident near the Pier

Making Sandcastles