Seaside Serenity Seeker Pillows

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

Offshore Drilling

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Beach con-man.

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Well Earned Vacation"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I've seen this one."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Yogi back in 5.