Island Retreat Mugs

"Do you think that I nag you too much, Ralph?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"At last - no Trump."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Little Taxes.

Spring Training

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Go away

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Trump Twitter ban

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'