Beach Getaways Prints

Postman

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Beach Barbecue

Crab with a clown face.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Shellfie

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Exit only.

Beer Parasol.

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.