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"That can't be good."

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'Climate change only affects us when we come away on holiday.'

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

Tanned export manager

'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

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'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

Don Quixote at the Beach

'The leaves are falling, Henry ... are we going to the beach this year?'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

'I haven't the heart to tell him 'that I've changed the booking' from a skiing to a beach holiday !'

'I hate February.'

'Careful, there's on helluva riptide.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Don't worry and just smile! We'll retouch the weather on the computer when we get home.'

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

What a wonderful beach! No pollution, no tourists and apparently the friendliest natives!

"Tabarnak!"

Shark gets a big catch.

'Look Mummy, we've buried Daddy on the beach.'

Why the moon hates the beach.

'It's the ocean - for you.'

One day on Mussel Beach.

'You have ear wax.'

Godzilla-style monsters on beach. One drunk and smashing up city, other says 'Must you do this every time?'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."