Beach Vacations Gifts

"That can't be good."

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

'Climate change only affects us when we come away on holiday.'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

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Tanned export manager

'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'The leaves are falling, Henry ... are we going to the beach this year?'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Careful, there's on helluva riptide.'

'I hate February.'

'I haven't the heart to tell him 'that I've changed the booking' from a skiing to a beach holiday !'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Don Quixote at the Beach

"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Godzilla-style monsters on beach. One drunk and smashing up city, other says 'Must you do this every time?'

'You have ear wax.'

One day on Mussel Beach.

'It's the ocean - for you.'

Why the moon hates the beach.

'Look Mummy, we've buried Daddy on the beach.'

Shark gets a big catch.

What a wonderful beach! No pollution, no tourists and apparently the friendliest natives!

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'Don't worry and just smile! We'll retouch the weather on the computer when we get home.'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Single men in Tahiti

Scuba texting