Family Beach Vacations Gifts

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

Building Sandcastles.

Try me/try me/try me...

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Summertime

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'