Considering A Vacation Gifts

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Hiding the electronics.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"