Vacation Fun Gifts

'Joke shop' 'Un-treated sewage blobs'

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

Sand Castle Siege

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Easter Island legs

Tourists

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"