Online Memory Aficionado Gifts

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

Internet Name Tags.

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

Memories/New Experiences

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

A man with a wardrobe map.

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

"I got this one in middle school."