Collective Memory Enthusiast Gifts

"I guess you've forgotten that there was a time when people in this country didn't have enough toilet paper!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Doulton Canada Geese

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A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'Memo to the wife...'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Useless-memory lane

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

Memories/New Experiences

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'