Publishing A Memoir Gifts

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Isabel Allende

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Trilby - Finis

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.