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Publishing First Novel Gifts
Looking for a meaningful gift to honor a writer’s first novel publication? Our curated collection offers humorous and heartfelt items perfect for authors embarking on their literary adventure. Celebrate their accomplishment with a thoughtful token that captures the thrill of publishing and the start of their authorial journey.
"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."
I should be a writer when I grow up...
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
"Meet the author"
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
The DaVinci Code
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Victor Hugo
'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
First Novels.
Reading my Critics
Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.
Something Wilted This Way Comes.
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'
Jean-Paul Sartre
Honoré de Balzac
Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!
'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel
John Bunyan
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"
'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'
Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family
"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
"I try to write a little bit every day."
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
Publishing First Novel Gifts Collection
Publishing First Novel Mugs
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Publishing First Novel Pillows
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Publishing First Novel Prints
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Publishing First Novel T-Shirts
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