Memory Aid Lover Gifts

Why Elephants Never Forget.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

I can't remember the last time I had to memorize something

Getting older is...Going into a room and forgetting what you have done in there for.

'Phil, will you check out our last conversation on the security video? I can't for the life of me remember why I came back here.'

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

"That's strange. I remember it differently, in a way that aligns with my world view and casts me in a positive light."

Deja Vu Walk In

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago