Quirky Elephant Lover Gifts

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I love you, you big fool."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Lap fish..."

Elephant ass selfie.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Peekaboo!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."