Quirky Elephant Lover Gifts

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I love you, you big fool."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Elephant ass selfie.

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Peekaboo!'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'