Elephant Empathizer Mugs

"Visible elephants give faster catharsis."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

The Golfing Accident

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Long shift?'

Elephant ass selfie.

Table Of The Elephants

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Elephant in the Room

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Things we need to acknowledge

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

Dumbo in Space