Universe Contemplator Prints

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Origins of Everything

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'It looks like our time is up.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'