Heaven Contemplator Prints

'You could at least have waited until I put on my make-up!'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Apocalipsis

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."