Heaven Contemplator Mugs

'You could at least have waited until I put on my make-up!'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"