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'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

Jackson Pollock.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Apocalipsis

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

"Too busy."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"