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Tracey Emin

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Cats at private view

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Death Of Venus

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Pyramids exploding.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

The Red Carpet

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Petrarch

The Algonquin Round Table

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Damien Hirst Cafe

A new meaning in the Roman

Tilted painting