Conceptual Comic Fan Gifts

Holy Water

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Early photobombing

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Super Heroes.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Suffering from Cooties?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Cow of BEEF

Slugfest!

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)