Game Strategy Analyst T-Shirts

The commentators want to run the officials...

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault