Game Strategy Guru T-Shirts

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

Hummingbird hell

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Homo Gamus

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Target your message

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Tic-tac-toe

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Prawn Amend

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'