Battle Tactics Analyst Prints

Servicemen.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Oooops!

US fears missile competition.

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Francois Hollande

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Iraqi Insurgents.

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'