Battlefield Analyst Gifts

'Friend of foe?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Servicemen.

That's What Happens

Intolerable

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Defence Cutbacks.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The Thinker

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Invade/Fail/Deny

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Dictators Consuming the World

Library Geoge W. Bush

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

US strike on Syria.

Oooops!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

US fears missile competition.

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

The Generals medals

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

The Use of Cavalry

The Grim map of Iraq.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

Vocabulary Glossary for Libya

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!