Poolside Innovator Gifts

"I see what you did there."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Dolphin tricks.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tentacle attacking diver.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Swimming

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

Swimming with dad

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Shake! Good dog."

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Get in the house now!'

Dive in...

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'And some sunshine.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Swimming lanes in a bathtub