Poolside Strategist Prints

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

Dolphin tricks.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Mozart on a lilo

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Artist Misses the Point

"You're overthinking this."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Is it labor day already?'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

Swimming

Two men trout fishing

"Where's the lifeguard?"

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."