Classical Poolside Enthusiast Gifts

Mozart swimming.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Dolphin tricks.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Chick Billiard Ball

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Pool lovers

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'