Pool Aficionado Prints

"They call him, Selfie Stick."

'My memory has been terrible lately!'

'I suspect our host has a funny shaped kidney.'

Musical Snooker

Pool lovers

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I think it loves us."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A school of fish.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Dolphin

Cruise.

Making fun of Starfish.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

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