Pond Paddler Mugs

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Bitchbark Canoe

Wildlife

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Canadian Canoe.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Canoeing Incorrectly

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."