Garden Pond Enthusiast Gifts

"Ideally, we would like a property with a nice garden pond..."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Beginning Yarder.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Domestic Cats.