Garden Pond Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Ideally, we would like a property with a nice garden pond..."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Beginning Yarder.

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"How?"

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."