Mint Lover T-Shirts

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

'Your breath is in mint condition. It needs a mint."

'Your portfolio did well. Care for an after-beat-the-market mint?'

Complimentary Mints: 'Wow, what great taste in clothing you have Ma'am!'; 'Sir,that would have to be one of the coolest goatee's i've ever seen!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Beer Stall

Beers

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Must be American.'

"Hello job security."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Hand Sanitiser

'Shall I be moth?'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"The moon does things to me too, Miss Abigail."

Minnesota State Fair.

Shadow

Supermoth

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

Artemis

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

New Mall

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."