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'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

"Nasty caveman breath?"

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'Oi! '

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

'Oh, for cryin' out loud! Helen, I've gotta go, Harold is attacking the lamp again.'

"Of course I'm late. It was a game of two halves, fourteen pints and a night in jail."

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

After-Death Mints