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'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

"Nasty caveman breath?"

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Did you remember my mints?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'Oi! '

Polo pony

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

"...and these are the best for treating anxiety about Trump cracking down on legalized marijuana..."

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'