Minty-fresh Aficionado T-Shirts

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Did you remember my mints?"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Polo pony

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

The sea salt here is so authentic.

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Computerized House

Fresh milk - Self service

Virginia Woolf.

Irony pie

Hipster Coyote