Minty-fresh Aficionado Mugs

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

Computerized House

Fresh milk - Self service

After-Death Mints

"You've got some beard in your food."

Irony pie

Hipster Coyote