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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Destruction of the Environment

"We added it just for the millenials."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Artisanal Pottery

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

Factory Pollution.

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

Save forest

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Inequality Protests

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'