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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen..."

At the CD shop.

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Heavenly voices.

A big dog at lectern.

"I like him. He sounds authentic."

'Let's see now, if one score equals twenty years...'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."