Minty-fresh Advocate Pillows

Hey boss, it's July 31st. A couple years ago, you said come back July 31, 2017, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out into the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

"Did you remember my mints?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

The Destruction of the Environment

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"We added it just for the millenials."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

Artisanal Pottery

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

Polo pony

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

Factory Pollution.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

Inequality Protests

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Save forest

The sea salt here is so authentic.

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'