Witty Advocate Pillows

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Touché"

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'What'll it be?'

'Oh, and one more thing

Horace Mann

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."

"I'm sorry, but you're not the patient your father was."

Inequality Protests

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

"He can't stop digressing."

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

Gay and lesbian support group.

True Believer

Milk is for wimps.

Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

'Please try to be more tactful with your co-workers...' 'Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic...'

'I'm afraid your Unique Selling Point isn't pointy enough.'

Is my mother-in-law the only one who shows up with an attache case?

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'