Witty Appreciator Pillows

"...And being of sound mind and especially body I..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Oh Hi!'

Super Heroes.

"Steamed vegetables."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Cat Burglar

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Russia Money Laundering

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"Amateurs."

"Touché"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

The Greek Trampoline

Caterpillar Portrait