Witty Banter Appreciator Pillows

"Touché"

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

'You're the only man I know who brightens a room when he leaves.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

"I'd hit that."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I love this time of year."

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

The Gilmore Girls

Heart To Heart

A lesson in wit

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Cold caller.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Pick your own fruit or worms.

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

Know-it-alls

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Tom Bowler

"At work, they call me benchmark."

'Sorry, I don't carry cash, I'm married!'

Home Business - Wife.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"