Mint Lovers Pillows

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Beer Stall

Beers

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

The Lost Tribe

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Things of the past...

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

The Beard Movement

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."

After-Death Mints

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"They, like, invented retro."