Mint Sauce Enthusiast Pillows

Bo-Peep loses it

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Did you remember my mints?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Polo pony

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."

A production line adds condiments to cars

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"I wish I was special."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

Cow puts salad dressing on grass.

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

Man eating 'after work mints'

After-Death Mints

"This'll teach him to chase us up trees."

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

Flying Sauces

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'