Mint Sauce Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bo-Peep loses it

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

A production line adds condiments to cars

"I wish I was special."

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

After-Death Mints

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

Man eating 'after work mints'

"This'll teach him to chase us up trees."

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

Flying Sauces

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'